Merry Christos!

My friend Christos Sourligas ("Elephant Shoes") has a habit of posting rather original 'Out Of Office' email auto-replies whenever he travels for work. Here's a selection of the best ones I compiled over the past few years...

-I'm on "SURVIVOR: Fiji" for the next 39 days... I have a huge crush on Jessica... Gotta run, that handsome Alex is flirting with her again!

-I'm attending the 3GSM World Congress until Feb 16. If you're there, just cry out my name in the conference hall and I'll find you...

-I will be out of the office until Dec 5th, trying out for the Greek National Men's Synchronized Swim Team. Don't worry, I don't plan on quiting my day job...

-Sorry to have missed you but I'm at home working on my Chevrolet Camaro.

-Pussy-cat, pussy-cat, where have you been?
"I've been to London to look at the queen."
Pussy-cat, pussy-cat, what did you there?
"I frightened a little mouse under the chair."

-I've gone home for the afternoon to watch "Days Of Our Lives".

-I'm Helen Mirren's date for the Oscars. Isn't she amazing?!... "I'm coming, my honey bunny!" Gotta run, my Queen is calling for me...

-I've gone to Al Gore's mansion to shut off his lights...

-Off to The White House for the annual Easter egg hunt. Let's hope Cheney doesn't shoot me in the face.

-I'm on the red carpet at the Toronto International Film Festival. My latest film "Christos the Greek Firefighter: The Legend of Zeus" stars Jennifer Aniston as Aphrodite...

And last but not least:

-Merry Christos and a Happy Nguyen!

Have a great holiday week and whatever you do, stay out of the office if you can.

Ez